mathoms from the time closet

"Did you hear?"

"Wha--?"

"Goethe is remaking Faust."

"Fuck no!"

"Yes he is."

"What the fuck is the bastard thinking? Another remake? This is the end of days, I'm telling you."

ms. found in a napkin

But the best evidence we have that time travel is not possible, and never will be, is that the wheel hasn't been patented.

—Douglas Adams, ca. 2002